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“ Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. ”

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

~ Jerry Seinfeld

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

~ Jerry Seinfeld

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

~ Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.

~ Jerry Seinfeld