“ A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ”
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.
Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.
