Joan Rivers said this quote

I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

~ Joan Rivers

People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.

~ Joan Rivers

I said, Is there! I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?

~ Joan Rivers

Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.

~ Joan Rivers