“ My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ”
I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.
~ Joan Rivers
People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.
I said, Is there! I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?
Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.
