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“ Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. ”

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I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

~ Joan Rivers

People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.

~ Joan Rivers

I said, Is there! I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?

~ Joan Rivers

Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.

~ Joan Rivers