“ I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever. ”
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.
~ Joey Comeau
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.
I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.
I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens
