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I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Funny Kidnapping

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Humility Knowledge Uncertainty

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Optimism Perspective Pessimism

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Humor Violence

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Heteronormativity Lgbt

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Disaster Living Life Love

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

~ Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau Kissing
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