Joey Comeau said this quote

I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

~ Joey Comeau

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

~ Joey Comeau

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.

~ Joey Comeau

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

~ Joey Comeau