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“ Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ”

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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

~ Johnny Carson

Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.

~ Johnny Carson

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

~ Johnny Carson

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

~ Johnny Carson