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“ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. ”

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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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