“ It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. ”
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
~ Karl Pilkington
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
