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“ The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. ”

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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

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It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

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The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

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