Linda Howard said this quote

Is it time for your period, or something? He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy? By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out. Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed.

~ Linda Howard

Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.

~ Linda Howard

She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.

~ Linda Howard

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly.“I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

~ Linda Howard