Louis-Ferdinand Céline said this quote

   Fine! Fine! I'm listening...but it's not very interesting!...   Oh, that's what you think! that's what you think! but nothing is very interesting, dear Professor Y! jot this down! take some notes!   What notes?   Just write!...that if it weren't for wars, alcohol, blood pressure and cancer, the people in our atheistic Europe would soon be bored to death of life!