“ There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. ”
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
~ Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
