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“ It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle. ”

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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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