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“ You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on the fragments in hobnailed boots, but you are mistaken. It would be a genuine pleasure. By an odd coincidence I brought a pair of hobnailed boots with me!' So saying, and recognising a good exit line when he saw one, he strode out, and after an interval of tense meditation I followed him. (Spode to Wooster) ”

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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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P.g. Wodehouse Humor Love

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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