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“ I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so.It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir. ”

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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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