“ Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. ”
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
~ Patton Oswalt
People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.
I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.
Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties?
