“ My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. ”
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me
~ Randy Kagan
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.
I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.
My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, Not as scary as the boogie woman.
