“ There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. ”
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and Gee you look good.
~ Red Skelton
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
