“ I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. ”
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
~ Red Skelton
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and Gee you look good.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
