“ His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. ”
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
~ Red Skelton
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and Gee you look good.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
