“ Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. ”
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
~ Richard Pryor
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
