“ Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. ”
When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, vaginas.
~ Robert Clark
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
