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“ People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. ”

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When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, vaginas.

~ Robert Clark

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

~ Robert Clark

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

~ Robert Clark

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.

~ Robert Clark