“ When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths. ”
A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.
~ Rosen Trevithick
You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.
My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.