“ Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ”
(On his gravestone): I told you I was ill.
~ Spike Milligan
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
