“ Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. ”
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
~ Stephen Colbert
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
