Tucker Max said this quote

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.

~ Tucker Max

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

~ Tucker Max

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

~ Tucker Max

Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as “deserving” respect; you get what you demand from people

~ Tucker Max