“ Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ”
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
~ Victor Borge
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?