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“ If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ”

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

~ Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

~ Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

~ Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

~ Will Rogers