“ There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ”
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
~ Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
