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I’ve had the great pleasure of meeting Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase,” ex–Sex Pistols vocalist John Lydon once told Rolling Stone. “I found him completely dishonest and totally likable, because he doesn’t care.

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Chuck Klosterman Politics Of The United States Society

Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.

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Chuck Klosterman Society Truth

As recently as the grunge era, there remained a bohemian cachet in casually mentioning that you didn’t own a TV. But nobody thinks like that anymore. Today, claiming you don’t own a TV simply means you’re poor (or maybe depressed). In one ten-year span, high-end television usurped the cultural positions of film, rock, and literary fiction.

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Chuck Klosterman Posers Society

Everyone knows history is written by the winners, but that cliche misses a crucial detail: Over time, the winners are always the progressives. Conservatism can only win in the short term, because society cannot stop evolving (and social evolution inevitably dovetails with the agenda of those who see change as an abstract positive). It might take seventy years, but it always happens eventually. Serious historians are, almost without exception, self-styled progressives. Radical views--even the awful ones--improve with age.

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When you start thinking about what your life was like 10 years ago--and not in general terms, but in highly specific detail--it's disturbing to realize how certain elements of your being are completely dead. They die long before you do. It's astonishing to consider all the things from your past that used to happen all the time but (a) never happen anymore, and (b) never even cross your mind. It's almost like those things didn't happen. Or maybe it seems like they just happened to someone else. To someone you don't really know. To someone you just hung out with for one night, and now you can't even remember her name.

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Chuck Klosterman Dissonance Living Nostalgia Regret Remembering

We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.

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Chuck Klosterman Dying Living

...I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that has been lauded as the sport of the future since 1977. Thankfully, that future dystopia has never come.

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Chuck Klosterman Dystopia Future Humor Soccer Sports

... the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.

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Chuck Klosterman 2016 Crackhead Future Metaphor

...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.

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There is not, in a material sense, any benefit to being right about a future you will not experience. But there are intrinsic benefits to constantly probing the possibility that our assumptions about the future might be wrong: humility and wonder.

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Chuck Klosterman 2016 Future Humility Wonder

We spend our lives learning many things, only to discover (again and again) that most of what we've learned is either wrong or irrelevant. A big part of our mind can handle this; a smaller, deeper part cannot. And it's that smaller part that matters more, because that part of our mind is who we really are (whether we like it or not).

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Chuck Klosterman 2016 Futility Learning

The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say Gusty Winds May Exist. This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice.

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Chuck Klosterman Humor Road Signs Travel

The desire to be cool is—ultimately—the desire to be rescued.

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Chuck Klosterman Acceptance Cool Self Esteem

Now, obviously, all old people seem cool whenever we see black-and-white images of their younger selves. It's human nature to inject every old picture with positive abstractions. We can't help ourselves. We all do it. We want those things to be true, because we all hope future generations will have the same thoughts when they come across forgotten photographs of us.

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Presidents lie all the time. Really great presidents lie. Abraham Lincoln managed to end slavery in America partially by deception. (In an 1858 debate, he flatly insisted that he had no intention of abolishing slavery in states where it was already legal — he had to say this in order to slow the tide of secession.) Franklin Roosevelt lied about the U.S. position of neutrality until we entered World War II after the attack on Pearl Harbor. (Though the public and Congress believed his public pledge of impartiality, he was already working in secret with Winston Churchill and selling arms to France.) Ronald Reagan lied about Iran-Contra so much that it now seems like he was honestly confused. Politically, the practice of lying is essential. By the time the Lewinsky story broke, Clinton had already lied about many, many things. (He’d openly lied about his level of commitment to gay rights during the ’92 campaign.) The presidency is not a job for an honest man. It’s way too complex. If honesty drove the electoral process, Jimmy Carter would have served two terms and the 2008 presidential race would have been a dead heat between Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

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Chuck Klosterman Honesty Politics Of The United States Truth

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

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Mass media has convinced us to think that silence is only supposed to happen as a manifestation of supreme actualization, where both parties are so at peace with their emotional connection that it cannot be expressed through the rudimentary tools of the lexicon; otherwise, silence is proof that the magic is gone and the relationship is over (hence the phrase “We just don’t talk anymore”).

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Chuck Klosterman Silence

We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time.

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Chuck Klosterman Human Nature Lying

Nothing can be appreciated in a vacuum.

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Chuck Klosterman Appreciation Perspective

I also need to prepare myself for the inevitability of utter boredom: Very often, single people don't do shit. They do nothing, all night long. They sit in a recliner and watch TV. I've probably watched more television than anyone you've ever met, and I don't even own one. Terrible shows, good shows, Golf tournaments in Cancun. C-SPAN. Hours of Oprah. Law and Order. Lonely people love Law and Order, for whatever reason. They prefer the straight narratives. p60

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It's hard for Americans to differentiate between talent and notoriety, TV confuses people.

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It’s natural to think of one’s own life as a novel (or a movie or a play), and within that narrative we are always the central character. Thoughtful people try to overcome this compulsion, but they usually fail (in fact, trying makes it worse). In a commencement speech at Kenyon College, David Foster Wallace argued that conquering the preoccupation with self is pretty much the whole objective of being alive — but if we are to believe Wallace succeeded at this goal, it must be the darkest success imaginable.

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Chuck Klosterman Ego Life

Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary.

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Chuck Klosterman Humor Pop Culture Technology

But-when you really think about it-that emotional support only applies to the experience of living in public. We don't have ways to quantify ideas like amazing or successful or lovable without the feedback of an audience. Nobody sits by himself in an empty room and thinks I'm amazing. It's impossible to imagine how that would work. But being amazing is supposed to be what life is about. As a result, the windows of time people spend by themselves become these meaningless experiences that don't really count. It's filler. They're deleted scenes. pg 156

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The only people who can ever put ideas into context are people who don't care; the unbiased and apathetic are usually the wisest dudes in the room. If you want to totally misunderstand why something is supposedly important, find the biggest fan of that particular thing and ask him for an explanation. He will tell you everything that doesn't matter to anyone who isn't him. He will describe paradoxical details and share deeply personal anecdotes, and it will all be autobiography; he will simply be explaining who he is by discussing something completely unrelated to his life.

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Chuck Klosterman Context Ideas Unbiased Apathy

If a problem is irreversible, is there still an ethical obligation to try to reverse it?

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Chuck Klosterman 2016 Climate Change Ethics Ethics And Moral Philosophy Global Warming Hard Questions Nihilism

The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.

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Chuck Klosterman Humor Revolution

Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.

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Chuck Klosterman Irony

Within these strangely specific conditions, everything is perfect. We are perfect.

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Chuck Klosterman Perfection

People will look at the world without seeing anything beyond their unconscious expectation.

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Chuck Klosterman Expectations See

However, I suppose VH1 *is* selling me something; they're selling nostalgia, which means they're selling my own memories back to me, which means they're selling me to me.

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Chuck Klosterman Commericalism Humor Nostalgia

Some say that time is like water that flows around us (like a stone in the river) and some say we flow with time (like a twig floating on the surface of the water).

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Chuck Klosterman Life Nostalgia Time

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

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The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.

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Chuck Klosterman Life Media Truth

F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.

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I care about strangers when they're abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they're literally in front of me.

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Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.

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Chuck Klosterman Humor Sports

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

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Chuck Klosterman Observation Opinions Wrong

I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it.

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Just watch any husband arguing with his wife about something insignificant; listen to what they say and watch how their residual emotions manifest when the fight is over. It’s so formulaic and unsurprising that you wouldn’t dare re-create it in a movie. All the critics would mock it. They’d all say the screenwriter was a hack who didn’t even try. This is why movies have less value than we like to pretend — movies can’t show reality, because honest depictions of reality offend intelligent people.

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