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I asked if Tyler was an artist. Tyler shrugged...What Tyler had created was the shadow of a giant hand. . . he said how at exactly four-thirty the hand was perfect. The giant shadow hand was perfect for one minute, and for one perfect minute Tyler sat in the palm of a perfection he'd created himself. One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

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your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it's all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.

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Chuck Palahniuk Individuality

My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.

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Chuck Palahniuk Guilt Shit

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He's taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of his death from being a total surprise.

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Chuck Palahniuk Addiction Addicts

In a way, being an addict is very proactive. A good addiction takes the guesswork out of death. There is such a thing as planning your getaway.

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Chuck Palahniuk Addiction

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

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Chuck Palahniuk Drama Resolutions

Every garden looks beautiful in May.' Meaning: Everyone is somewhat attractive when she's young.

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Chuck Palahniuk Criticism Youth Is Temporary

My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy.

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Chuck Palahniuk Choosy Dead Girl Romancing Survivor Wish

You realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world. It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.

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Chuck Palahniuk Drugs

You young people, you who think you invented fun and drugs, fuck you

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Chuck Palahniuk Drugs Youngster

Scratching Yogi's ears Michelle says 'That's just part of his job, the comforting. That's what I mean by the bhatisvata. That he's more concerned with comforting and helping, even more than his own well-being. This is a trait that more people should encompass.

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Chuck Palahniuk Comforting Dogs

They'd told him he had talent. That word was heroin to the young. Talent

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Chuck Palahniuk Talent

Old-time ranchers planted cheatgrass because it would green up fast in the spring and provide early forage for grazing cattle,” Oyster says, nodding his head at the world outside. This first patch of cheatgrass was in southern British Columbia, Canada, in 1889. But fire spreads it. Every year, it dries to gunpowder, and now land that used to burn every ten years, it burns every year. And the cheatgrass recovers fast. Cheatgrass loves fire. But the native plants, the sagebrush and desert phlox, they don’t. And every year it burns, there’s more cheatgrass and less anything else. And the deer and antelope that depended on those other plants are gone now. So are the rabbits. So are the hawks and owls that ate the rabbits. The mice starve, so the snakes that ate the mice starve. Today, cheatgrass dominates the inland deserts from Canada to Nevada, covering an area over twice the size of the state of Nebraska and spreading by thousands of acres per year. The big irony is, even cattle hate cheatgrass, Oyster says. So the cows, they eat the rare native bunch grasses. What’s left of them...“When you think about it from a native plant perspective,” Oyster says, “Johnny Appleseed was a fucking biological terrorist.” Johnny Appleseed, he says, might as well be handing out smallpox.

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Chuck Palahniuk Biological Terrorism Cheatgrass Environment Johnny Appleseed Oyster

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

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Chuck Palahniuk Gay Oral Sex

Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.

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Chuck Palahniuk Insanity Love

Give me lust, baby.Flash.Give me malice.Flash.Give me detached existentialist ennui.Flash.Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.Flash.

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Chuck Palahniuk Media

For instance, if Jesus Christ had died in prison, with no one watching and with no one there to mourn or torture him, would we be saved?With all due respect.According to the agent, the biggest factor that makes you a saint is the amount of press coverage you get.

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The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

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Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk Crazy Crazy People Phoenix Stupid Stupid People Stupidity

All the demons of Hell formerly reigned as gods in previous cultures. No it's not fair, but one man's god is another man's devil. As each subsequent civilization became a dominant power, among its first acts was to depose and demonize whoever the previous culture had worshipped. The Jews attacked Belial, the god of the Babylonians. The Christians banished Pan and Loki anda Mars, the respective deities of the ancient Greeks and Celts and Romans. The Anglican British banned belief in the Australian aboriginal spirits known as the Mimi. Satan is depicted with cloven hooves because Pan had them, and he carries a pitchfork based on the trident carried by Neptune. As each deity was deposed, it was relegated to Hell. For gods so long accustomed to receiving tribute and loving attention, of course this status shift put them into a foul mood.

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Chuck Palahniuk Damned Demons Gods

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

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Chuck Palahniuk Materialism

I just want one person I can rescue and I want one person who needs me. Who can't live without me. I want to be a hero, but not just one time.

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Chuck Palahniuk Hero Rescue

And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people.

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Chuck Palahniuk Hero Heroism Saving

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?

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Chuck Palahniuk Angst Consumerism Dissatisfaction Lullaby More Palahniuk Want

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.

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Chuck Palahniuk Chaos Discovery

What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.

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Chuck Palahniuk Chaos Patterns Random

We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotional crap. There is no soul. There is no God. There's just decisions and disease and death.

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Chuck Palahniuk Dark Humor Death Humor Life And Death

After fight club you're so relaxed, you just cannot care.

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Chuck Palahniuk Care Fight Club Relaxed

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop.

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Chuck Palahniuk Crying

Crying is right at hand in the smothering dark, closed inside someone else, when you see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash.

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Chuck Palahniuk Crying Loved Ones Trash

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them.

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Chuck Palahniuk Deception Love

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, you life becomes less about living and more about waiting. For cancer. For dementia. Every look in a mirror, you scan for the red rash that means shingles. See also: Ringworm. See also: Lyme disease, meningitis, rheumatic fever, syphilis.

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Chuck Palahniuk Disease Life Waiting

He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.

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Chuck Palahniuk Dating Advice Girl Rant

Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men who are gone. Here is the record of their being here.

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Chuck Palahniuk Evidence Marks Left Moments Shadows

Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers. Even if that reality is patently invented and ludicrous, belief is encouraged with gifts that support and promote the common cultural lies. The greatest consensus in modern society is our traffic systems. The way a flood of strangers can interact, sharing a path, almost all of them traveling without incident. It only takes one dissenting driver to create anarchy.

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Chuck Palahniuk Anarchy Conditioning Dissent Santa

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

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Chuck Palahniuk Different

That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial.

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Chuck Palahniuk Denial

To both my parents, the world is a battle for attention, a war to be heard.

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Chuck Palahniuk Attention Heard

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

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Chuck Palahniuk College Impressed Pigeons Self Absorption Student Synapses Toxicology

- The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't talk about Fight Club. - The second rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club- Third rule of Fight Club, if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over- Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight- Fifth rule: one fight at a time- Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons- Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to- The eighth : if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight

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Chuck Palahniuk Rules

Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. They fight without shirts or shoes. The fights go on as long as they have to. Those are the other rules of fight club.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

Chuck Palahniuk Fight Club Rules
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