Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

~ Drew Carey

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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

~ Drew Carey

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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

~ Drew Carey

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Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.

~ Drew Carey

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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

~ Drew Carey

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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

~ Drew Carey

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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

~ Drew Carey

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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

~ Drew Carey

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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

~ Drew Carey

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The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

~ Drew Carey

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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

~ Drew Carey

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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

~ Drew Carey

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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

~ Drew Carey

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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

~ Drew Carey

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