Free will always results in collateral damage.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Damage Humor Humorous

There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out—I don’t know—personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Humor Humorous Internet Marketing Web

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Funeral Funerals Horror Humor

I don’t think I’m crazy, but then again, define crazy.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Crazy Funny Humorous Quotes

Dying may just be the best thing that ever happened to me.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Death And Dying Dying

And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Death And Dying Death Of A Loved One Funeral

Two weeks. Everything you love, own, and cherish, can be gone, liquidated, and lost forever in two weeks. Give or take a day.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Death And Dying Death Of A Loved One

There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out—I don't know—personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.

~ J. Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn Digital Age Humor Internet