In fact the bare adjective bad hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity.
~ John Biggins
It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words Oh shit! in eleven different languages.
I have lived now for over a century, yet I can still say with complete confidence that no one can claim to have plumbed the depths of human misery who has not shared the fore-ends of a submarine with a camel.
