If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
~ Jussi Adler-Olsen
I have lived now for over a century, yet I can still say with complete confidence that no one can claim to have plumbed the depths of human misery who has not shared the fore-ends of a submarine with a camel.
~ John Biggins
A camel brayed columns from the rondavels, new sunlight struck the savage earth.
~ Mike Bond
It's easier for a rich man to ride that camel through the eye of a needle directly into the Kingdom of Heaven, than for some of us to give up our cell phone.
~ Vera Nazarian
If not prevented, desertification of the world can one day make the camels as the best and the sole cars of our civilisation!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
My father said the weakest camel draws the wolves.” “Mine told me to hide until the wolves go away,” Abban replied.
~ Peter V. Brett
They had a saying: An Arab loves in the order of: his son, his camel, and his wife - but there were times when one was allowed to take precedence over the other!
~ Margaret Rome
Your death rides a fast camel.
~ Victor Robert Lee
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
~ Alec Issigonis