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It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise

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John Cleese Humor Writing

You do realize as you grow older that almost nobody knows what they are talking about.

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John Cleese Finite Ignorance Knowledge

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

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John Cleese Creativity Play Work

The idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is what I absolutely do not subscribe to.

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John Cleese Censorship Critical Thinking Debate Dialogue Emotions Free Speech Freedom Immature Libertarian Liberty Offense Pc Political Correctness Psychology Pussies Safe Space Self Knowledge Trigger Trigger Warning

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.

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John Cleese Creative Process Creativity Ease Importance Thinking Triviality

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

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John Cleese Creativity Inspiration

The problem was that I carried around with me a tendency to feel that other people’s respect for me would vanish if what I did was second rate. And while I accept that this “perfectionism” is likely to stimulate the production of better work, it doesn’t, unfortunately, go hand in hand with a relaxed and happy attitude to life.

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John Cleese Anxiety Perfectionism Perfectionist

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength of his feelings about the matter, and since he always felt uncontrollably passionate about everything, then clearly he was always right. This irrational claptrap, coming as it did from a swarthy, excitable, plump Celtic demi-dwarf, struck me not just as thoroughly impertinent but also as a noisy and ignorant attempt to undermine the most basic principles of the Enlightenment.

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John Cleese Enlightenment Monty Python

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.

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John Cleese Funny Historical Fiction History Writing

Terry Gilliam has spoken scathingly about my preference for physical comfort. I have come to the conclusion that this is very much his problem.

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John Cleese Comfort

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

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John Cleese Humor Stupidity

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

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John Cleese Me Easy Find

Now most people do not want an ordinary life in which they do a job well, earn the respect of their collaborators and competitors, bring up a family and have friends. That's not enough any more, and I think that is absolutely tragic - and I'm not exaggerating - that people feel like a decent, ordinary, fun life is no longer enough.

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John Cleese Life Family Friends

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

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John Cleese Lost London Interest

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.

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John Cleese Family Walking Dinner

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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John Cleese God Animals Why

He who laughs most, learns best.

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John Cleese Education Most He

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

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John Cleese Ideas Me Laugh

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?

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John Cleese Comedy Talents You

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.

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John Cleese Death Great Television

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

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John Cleese Change People You
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