The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
~ Karl Kraus
Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.
In case of doubt decide in favor of what is correct.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
He who gladly does without the praise of the crowd will not miss the opportunity of becoming his own fan.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.
Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.
Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
