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Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

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Lemony Snicket Love

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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Lemony Snicket Babies Change Humor Love Parents

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

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Lemony Snicket Love

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Inspirational Love Simile Tree Trust

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied I love you back and not I love your back before you continue the conversation.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Life Love Misheard Words

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

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Lemony Snicket Lonely Love

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

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Lemony Snicket Life

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

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Lemony Snicket Life Patience Perseverance Seeking Truth

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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Lemony Snicket Fate Humor Simile

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Talking Writers

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Passports

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

They're book addicts.

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Lemony Snicket Books Humor Reading

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

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Lemony Snicket Humor Siblings

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

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Lemony Snicket Catalog Doomed To Repeat It History Humor Paraphrased

One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of saying 'big fat lies' -- is that troublesome things get less & less troublesome if you do them more & more. People say this myth when they are teaching children to ride bicycles, for instance, as though falling off a bicycle & skinning your knee is less troublesome the fourteenth time you do it than it is the first time. The truth is that troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them, & that you should avoid doing them unless they are absolutely urgent.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Life Truths

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between literally and figuratively. If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening. If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.

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Lemony Snicket Grammar Humor Language

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Piracy Traditional

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself in an enormous canopy bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of freshly made muffins and hand-squeezed orange juice on a silver tray, you will know that your day will be a splendid one. If you wake up to the sound of church bells, and find yourself in a fairly big regular bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of hot tea and toast on a plate, you will know that your day will be O.K. And if you wake up to the sound of somebody banging two metal pots together, and find yourself in a small bunk bed, with a nasty foreman standing in the doorway holding no breakfast at all, you will know that your day will be horrid.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Mornings

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.

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Lemony Snicket English Humor

Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the world that it is likely that you are always in the dark about one thing or another, whether you are in the dark in the dark or in the dark not in the dark, although the sun can go down so quickly that you may be in the in the dark about being in the dark, only to look around and find yourself no longer in the dark about being in the dark, but in the dark in the dark nontheless, not only because of the dark, but because of the ballerinas in the dark, who are not in the dark about the dark, but also not in the dark about the locked cabinet, and you may be in the dark about the ballerinas digging up the locked cabinet in the dark, even though you are no longer in the dark about being in the dark, and so you are in fact in the dark about being in the dark, even though you are not in the dark about being in the dark, and so you may fall into the hole that the ballerinas have dug, which is dark, in the dark, and in the park.

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Lemony Snicket Humor

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

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Lemony Snicket Truth

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

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Lemony Snicket Truth Understanding

I am alone this evening, and I am alone because of a cruel twist of fate, a phrase which here means that nothing has happened the way I thought it would. Once I was a content man, with a comfortable home, a successful career, a person I loved very much, and an extremely reliable typewriter, but all of those things have been taken away from me, and now the only trace I have of those happy days is the tattoo on my left ankle. As I sit in this very tiny room, printing these words with a very large pencil, I feel as if my whole life has been nothing but a dismal play, presented just for someone else’s amusement, and that the playwright who invented my cruel twist of fate is somewhere far above me, laughing and laughing at his creation.

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Lemony Snicket Fate God

It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

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Lemony Snicket Despair Happiness

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

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Lemony Snicket Hope Mail

To hear the phrase our only hope always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.

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Lemony Snicket Anxiety Hope

I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

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Lemony Snicket Disapointment Heartbroken Hope Sad

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

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Lemony Snicket Death

It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed. If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it.

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Lemony Snicket Death Grief Loss

In any case, this is how all our stories begin, in darkness with our eyes closed, and all our stories end the same way, too, with all of us uttering some last words—or perhaps someone else’s—before slipping back into darkness as our series of unfortunate events comes to an end.

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Lemony Snicket Birth Darkness Death Life

My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for whom i care. A hatpin serves as part of my disguise. In the play, my role is baticeer; a word which here means person who trains bats. The audience may feel a prick of fear, as if sharp pins are hidden in thier hats. My co-star lives on what we call a brae. His solitude might not be just an act. A piece of mail fails to arrive one day. This poignant melodrama's based on fact.The curtain falls just as the knot unties; the silence is broken by the one who dies.

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Lemony Snicket Mystery Poetry

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.

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Lemony Snicket Humor Writing

If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald.

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Lemony Snicket Business Success Work
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