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It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.

~ Mark Twain

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I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times seven is thirty-five, and I don't reckon I could ever get any further than that if I was to live forever. I don't take no stock in mathematics, anyway.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Education Humor Mathematics School

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Age Foros Getting Old Size

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Investing Sarcasm Stocks

An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.- A Tramp Abroad

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Romance Novels

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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Mark Twain Humor Satire

An oyster has hardly any more reasoning power than a scientist has; and so it it is reasonably certain that this one jumped to the conclusion that the nineteen million years was a preparation for him; but that would be just like an oyster, which is the most conceited animal there is, except man. And anyway, this one could not know, at that early date, that he was only an incident in a scheme, and that there was some more in the scheme yet.

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Mark Twain Humour Satire Science

Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight

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Mark Twain Bless This Religion Satire

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Inspirational Philosophical

He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor Irony Wit

At the beginning of that interval a type-machine was a curiosity. The person who owned one was a curiosity, too. But now it is the other way about: the person who doesn't own one is a curiosity.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain 1875 1904 Computer Curiosity Normalcy Typewriter

Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.

~ Mark Twain

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You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

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When they came it was as if the lord of the world had arrived, and had brought all the glories of its kingdoms along; and when they went they left a calm behind which was like the deep sleep which follows an orgy.

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It made one mad, for pleasure; and we could not take our eyes from him, and the looks that went out of our eyes came from our hearts, and their dumb speech was worship.

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Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil.   A which?   Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years.

~ Mark Twain

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Ah, Antonio, it IS the noblest sport that ever was. I would give a year of my life to see it. Is the bull always killed?   Yes. Sometimes a bull is timid, finding himself in so strange a place, and he stands trembling, or tries to retreat. Then everybody despises him for his cowardice and wants him punished and made ridiculous; so they hough him from behind, and it is the funniest thing in the world to see him hobbling around on his severed legs; the whole vast house goes into hurricanes of laughter over it; I have laughed till the tears ran down my cheeks to see it. When he has furnished...

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Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Angels God

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Air Angels Breathe Clouds

I find that, as a rule, when a thing is a wonder to us it is not because of what we see in it, but because of what others have seen in it. We get almost all our wonders at second hand.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Influence Wonder

I deserve it all. Let the cold world do its worst; one thing I know--there's a grave somewhere for me. The world may go on just as its always done, and take everything from me--loved ones, property, everything--but it can't take that. Some day I'll lie down in it and forget it all, and my poor broken heart will be at rest.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Death And Dying

Perfect grammar--persistent, continuous, sustained--is the fourth dimension, so to speak: many have sought it, but none has found it.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Grammar Perfection Writing

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious

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Mark Twain Prohibition True

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Actions Deeds

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

~ Mark Twain

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Cats Lesson

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

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Mark Twain Cats Redheads

It is easy to make plans in this world, even a cat can do it, and when one is out in those remote oceans it is noticeable that a cat's plans and a man's are worth about the same.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Cats Circumstance Plans

Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential, but the Clemens tribe are not of these.

~ Mark Twain

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For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way, it's got to be theatrical or I don't take any interest in it.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Drama Theatrical

Humor is tragedy plus time.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor Tragedy

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human promises? That is a peculiar condition of society which enables a whole nation to instantly recognize point and meaning in the familiar newspaper anecdote, which puts into the mouth of a distinguished speculator in lands and mines this remark: 'I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two millions of dollars.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Credit Greed Money Promise

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain On Writing Writing Advice

Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates a ripple effect.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Writing Writing Advice

We had a little slave boy whom we had hired from some one, there in Hannibal. He was from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, and had been brought away from his family and his friends, half way across the American continent, and sold. He was a cheery spirit, innocent and gentle, and the noisiest creature that ever was, perhaps. All day long he was singing, whistling, yelling, whooping, laughing - it was maddening, devastating, unendurable. At last, one day, I lost all my temper, and went raging to my mother, and said Sandy had been singing for an hour without a single break, and I couldn't stand it, and wouldn't she please shut him up.The tears came into her eyes, and her lip trembled, and she said something like this - 'Poor thing, when he sings, it shows that he is not remembering, and that comforts me; but when he is still, I am afraid he is thinking, and I cannot bear it. He will never see his mother again; if he can sing, I must not hinder it, but be thankful for it. If you were older, you would understand me; then that friendless child's noise would make you glad.' It was a simple speech, and made up of small words, but it went home, and Sandy's noise was not a trouble to me any more.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Slavery

To all intents and purposes Roxy was as white as anybody, but the one sixteenth of her which was black outvoted the other fifteen parts and made her a Negro. She was a slave, and salable as such.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Absurdity Discrimination Slavery

I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction, and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God, and not by your own effort, transfers the thing to our heavenly home--where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction, but it leaves you naked and bankrupt.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Acquirement Spelling Talent

The preacher who casts a vote for conscience' sake, runs the risk of starving.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Conscience Preachers Voting

If I had the remaking of man, he wouldn't have any conscience. It is one of the most disagreeable things connected with a person; and although it certainly does a great deal of good, it cannot be said to pay, in the long run; it would be much better to have less good and more comfort.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Conscience

It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.

~ Mark Twain

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