Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.
A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.
The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.
To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.
Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.
A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.
Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.
Fear usually benefits the feared, seldom the fearful.
Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.
You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.
I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.
Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.
Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.
Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.
Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.
Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.
We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn’t choose where he was born, and where he was born didn’t choose him.
A soldier is a killer painted hero.
Time limps when you are not having fun.
Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs, when buying a newspaper.
The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.
Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.
Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.
What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.
A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.
People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.
Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.
People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.
Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.
Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
