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In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Family Humor

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Drunk Self Esteem Seth Wetting Pants

I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Crush Home Depot Humor Light Petting Romantic Salesgirl Seth

I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Genius

Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for Acrassicauda, the Iraqi heavy metal band, to move to the US is the only thing that comes close. And maybe the late-breaking success of Anvil. I had a toasty heart, especially after I got called back to pick up first prize for Miss Frizz. Ah, never mind. You know what I'm saying.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Humor Touching Moments Winning

This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Envy Eustace Handsome Humor Self Help Seth

When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there was too much chance of knocking over one of the many ethereal, artistic types wandering around in hip glasses with the wrong prescription... (39)

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Hipster True To Life Witty
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