I glanced over to where Seth looked like he wanted to bang his head against the wall. “Hey.”The blond continued to smile, while his friend continued to stare at me.Seth sighed again. “The one grinning like he’s crazy is Deacon, and the other one is Luke.”“We’re friends of his—of Seth’s,” Deacon threw in, and Seth did not look like they were friends.“This is Josie,” Seth continued. “Please don’t be weird and scare her.”“Be weird?” Deacon rolled those gray eyes. “Ha. Whatever, dude. All you need to know about me is that I’m like a dolphin in a sea of less-smart fish,” he announced, spreading his arms with a flourish.Luke turned to him slowly as his eyebrows inched up his forehead. “What?”He shrugged. “Just saying I have a lot in common with dolphins. They’re smart. I’m smart.”Seth rubbed his hand down his face.

~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

Jennifer L. Armentrout Deacon Funny Josie Luke Seth

Left hand path magick is generally socially unacceptable.

~ Nikolas Schreck

Nikolas Schreck Left Hand Path Magic Magick Occult Seth

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Drunk Self Esteem Seth Wetting Pants

I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Crush Home Depot Humor Light Petting Romantic Salesgirl Seth

In that instant of eye contact, in the mesmerizing depths of that sweet emotion, she felt bound to him in a way she’d never felt connected to another man. It was as if in that moment their hearts and minds, their very souls, were one.

~ Carla Cassidy

Carla Cassidy Allison Connection Last Gasp Love Seth

This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?

~ Susan Juby

Susan Juby Envy Eustace Handsome Humor Self Help Seth