Age Quotes

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

~ Franklin Pierce Adams

I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.

~ Gypsy Rose Lee

I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.

~ Robert Orben

To what do you attribute your advanced age? Well I suppose I must attribute it to the fact that I have not died.

~ Sir Malcolm Sargent

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

~ Satchel Paige

She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.

~ Anonymous

When she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.

~ Anonymous

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

~ Red Skelton

She was born in the year of our Lord only knows. The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's.

~ Diane De Poitiers

Old age is like everything else to make a success of it you got to start young.

~ Fred Astaire

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

~ Albert Einstein

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

~ Flip Wilson

I was just thinking when I was a young girl I never knew what every young girl was supposed to know. And now I am going to be an old lady I don't know what every old lady is supposed to know.

~ Edith Bunker

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

~ Elmer Pasta

Life begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.

~ Anonymous

Women don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty but when you get to be seventy it stretches into a condor.

~ Billy Elmer

When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied Red meat and gin.

~ Anonymous

Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.

~ Anonymous

When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.

~ Anonymous

The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

~ Lucille Ball

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

~ Lady Nancy Astor

There are three ages of man: youth middle age and Gee you look good.

~ Red Skelton

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do.

~ Golda Meir

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

~ Sigmund Z. Engel

I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

~ Phyllis Diller

Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?

~ Anonymous

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

~ Edgar Howe

You know you are getting older when happy hour is a nap.

~ Gray Kristofferson

I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.

~ Anonymous

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

~ Bill Cosby

If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.

~ Anonymous

I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.

~ Anonymous

We've reached an age that when construction workers stare at us it's because they figure we might be considering a remodeling job.

~ Susan Mcclellan

You're only young once but you can always be immature.

~ Dave Barry

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

~ Isak Dinesen

Today, companies have to radically revolutionize themselves every few years just to stay relevant. That's because technology and the Internet have transformed the business landscape forever. The fast-paced digital age has accelerated the need for companies to become agile.

~ Nolan Bushnell

Regardless of age, regardless of position, regardless of the business we happen to be in, all of us need to understand the importance of branding. We are CEOs of our own companies: Me, Inc. To be in business today, our most important job is to be head marketer for the brand called You.

~ Tom Peters

When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age.

~ Tim Mcgraw

The way it works in our family is, it's the family business. Much like in the Mafia. Every child is given the opportunity to act at a young age and to learn what it's like to be in the business.

~ Jordan Bridges

I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of the restaurant business. I loved not having to go to an office. I loved making people happy.

~ Anne Burrell