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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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Robert Orben Humour Politics Truth

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

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Robert Orben Education Ignorance Misattributed Derek Bok

Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.

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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

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Robert Orben Breakfast Cereal Chocolate Funny Humor Old Times

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.

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Robert Orben Graduation Irony

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

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Robert Orben Birthdays Age

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

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Robert Orben Birthdays Age

I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.

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Robert Orben Birthdays Age

Planned obsolescence isn't a new idea - God always used it with people.

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Robert Orben Life Death

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

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Robert Orben Love Marriage

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.

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Robert Orben Professions Work

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

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Robert Orben Professions Work

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Robert Orben Work Day America

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

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Robert Orben Fight Choices Laugh

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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Robert Orben Years Like Then

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

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Robert Orben Remember Mean Shoulder

President Ford used humor a great deal.

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Robert Orben Great President Ford

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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Robert Orben Children Home Find

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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Robert Orben Children Hand Never

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Robert Orben Blame Human Computer

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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Robert Orben Success Key To Success Key

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Robert Orben Work America People

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Robert Orben Day Best Heart

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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Robert Orben Time Flies You Up

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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Robert Orben Funny Food People

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

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Robert Orben Quit Will Away

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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Robert Orben You Feeling Find

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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Robert Orben Know Down Place

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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Robert Orben Life Father Mother
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