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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

~ Robert Orben

Robert Orben Breakfast Cereal Chocolate Funny Humor Old Times

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

~ Adam Rex

Adam Rex Cereal Funny Magic

It's like a blueberry White Russian,' John said, now on his third spoonful.'It tastes exactly the same,' Mike said, his teeth already bright blue.'No, no, it tastes better,' John said. 'I feel like it's making me stronger.

~ Eric Spitznagel

Eric Spitznagel Boo Berry Cereal Friends Nostalgia

World-class cereal-eating is a dance of fine compromises. The giant heaping bowl of sodden cereal, awash in milk, is the mark of the novice. Ideally one wants the bone-dry cereal nuggets and the cryogenic milk to enter the mouth with minimal contact and for the entire reaction between them to take place in the mouth. Randy has worked out a set of mental blueprints for a special cereal-eating spoon that will have a tube running down the handle and a little pump for the milk, so that you can spoon dry cereal up out of a bowl, hit a button with your thumb, and squirt milk into the bowl of the spoon even as you are introducing it into your mouth. The next best thing is to work in small increments, putting only a small amount of Cap’n Crunch in your bowl at a time and eating it all up before it becomes a pit of loathsome slime, which, in the case of Cap’n Crunch, takes about thirty seconds.

~ Neal Stephenson

Neal Stephenson Cereal Food Life

To eat in a monastery refectory is an exercise in humility; daily, one is reminded to put communal necessity before individual preference. While consumer culture speaks only to preferences, treating even whims as needs to be granted (and the sooner the better), monastics sense that this pandering to delusions of self-importance weakens the true self, and diminishes our ability to distinguish desires from needs. It's a price they're not willing to pay.

~ Kathleen Norris

Kathleen Norris Cereal Community Consumerism Humility Options Preference Self Centered

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

~ M.j. Mcguire

M.j. Mcguire Cereal Comedy Funny Humor Humorist Jokes Reading

He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean rat turds, tumbled out, hitting the porcelain with a surprisingly metallic thud. It sounded like pennies dumped into an aluminum trash can.

~ Eric Spitznagel

Eric Spitznagel Boo Berry Cereal Nostalgia Questionable

So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what? John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator.

~ Eric Spitznagel

Eric Spitznagel Cereal Nostalgia

I'm pretty much all for poetry in public places - poetry on buses, poetry on subways, on billboards, on cereal boxes.

~ Billy Collins

Billy Collins Places Pretty Cereal
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