Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.

~ Ilona Andrews

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Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone.If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks.

~ Molly Harper

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Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.

~ Ilona Andrews

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Pleasure, I remind myself, is inseparable from its lawfully wedded mate, pain.

~ T.c. Boyle

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I have a serious question.I will give a serious answer.Can a god be killed?The humor drained from Roman's face. Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.What's the difference?The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him.

~ Ilona Andrews

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People—especially men—don't always know what they want. You try, and if it doesn't work, then you may qui

~ Cherise Sinclair

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